The Gist
This is a joke, but we're serious about not being jerks. By using this service, you agree not to do anything illegal or awful. If you send spam or are abusive, we will delete your account and block you. Don't make this weird. The boring legal version is below.
Official Terms of Service
Effective Date: 29 July 2025
These Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your access to and use of the oiledup.email email service ("Service"). By creating an account or using the Service, you agree to be bound by these Terms.
1. Acceptance of Terms
You must be of legal age to form a binding contract to use this Service. By using the Service, you represent that you have the legal capacity to agree to these Terms.
2. User Conduct and Responsibilities
You are solely responsible for all activity that occurs under your account. You agree to use the Service in compliance with all applicable local, national, and international laws and regulations.
Prohibited Activities: Abusive behaviour will not be tolerated. The following activities are strictly prohibited:
- Spam: Sending unsolicited bulk email, promotional materials, or any other form of "spam".
- Abuse and Harassment: Engaging in harassment, threatening behaviour, or sending abusive content.
- Illegal Activities: Using the service for any unlawful purpose, including but not limited to phishing, fraud, or distributing malicious software.
- Impersonation: Impersonating any person or entity without their consent.
3. Account Termination
We reserve the right to suspend or terminate your account immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason whatsoever, including without limitation if you breach these Terms.
Specifically, any account found to be engaging in spamming or other prohibited activities will be permanently disabled and blocked from the Service. We have a zero-tolerance policy for abuse.
4. Disclaimer of Warranties
The Service is provided on an "AS IS" and "AS AVAILABLE" basis. We make no warranties, expressed or implied, regarding the reliability, availability, or security of the Service. You use the Service at your own risk.
5. Limitation of Liability
In no event shall oiledup.email or its operator be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential or punitive damages, including without limitation, loss of profits, data, or other intangible losses, resulting from your access to or use of or inability to access or use the Service.
6. Governing Law
These Terms shall be governed and construed in accordance with the laws of the United Kingdom, without regard to its conflict of law provisions.
7. Contact
For questions about these Terms or to report abuse, please contact us at [email protected].